mail order bride

uh... seriously i challenge you to tell me something that can compare to getting things in the mail. i just got two shirts in the mail today... and i am super duper excited. like... obviously i ordered them, paid for them, and all that rigamarole... but... then... the waiting for it to arrive and finally opening up the package... BEST THING EVER!
birthday cards, invites, magazines, yay!!!!

i wish there was like... a 'as awesome as unicorns' mail box and a 'bad news bears' mail box.

'as awesome as unicorns' mailbox can contain: any kind of check or payment that makes you richer, fun things you ordered, trinkets, letters, magazines, naughty magazines(**wink wink**), invitations (my husband would put the invitations to weddings in the other mail box) and some cards....

'bad news bears' box can contain: bills, lame coupons for art van, letter bombs, mean notes from the library saying you forgot to return a book, any card containing confetti=ugh...seriously?!?!?!, and bills(yes i am mentioning this twice),

i wish that everytime you went to a store they would just mail whatever you bought and it would be at your home by the time you get there. yep... that would be ideal....cuz really who wants to carry around bags at the mall.... super lame. (one reason to have kids...other than the love blah blah blah... is...strollers carry all your dumb bags.)

and just consider the mail order bride... how neat would that be to like... pick out the russian woman that you want... send your money(do they take paypal?) and then... you wait.... and... hooray! a woman who is forced to cherish you cuz you bought her and gave her a forest green taurus to drive....i mean just the anticipation alone of seeing the mail man carry her up to your door cuz she doesn't fit in the mail box (calm down banana brains i know thats not how it works)

ok, so i like email and all that... but... the excitement is just not there....its just all kinda anticlimatic...real mail mail(i refuse to call it snail mail because i am not middle aged)... anyways... real mail mail is just where its at. its fun and exciting, and frequently it is surprising...
specially when its letter bombs.

done. clean your ears.