give till it hurts

i hate the book the giving tree.
hate.
the girls own it... along with a few other great shel silverstein books (from foo)....its still a lil too grown up for them to read... but one day zoe wanted to read it.... i had never read it before so i was slightly interested... specially since all her other books i have almost memorized from reading the over and over and over....
i hated it. i do not care at all if the girls ruin it like they do to about 25%of their books because they are destroyers.
ok... the book is about this super generous tree that gives everything it is for this boy...apples...branches...stump...
the boy 'needs' these things as he grows up...
i totally understand that the story is about being generous like the tree.... but... uh... what about the boy? this stupid kid that takes advantage of the tree...
for one thing... since the boy is... a human... why wouldn't you relate to him....since the tree...is a tree.
ahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrggggggggggg....
ok... so i feel like i am not even articulating how much i hate this book.
the book just made me depressed.
i saw a short on robot chicken about this book... and it was like the boy getting older and taking the tree's branches and then coming back to cut it down... and then the tree sent him over to the tree across the way saying it was another giving tree(his cousin).... and then jokes on the guy... cuz it was a raping tree instead.
yeah... its a lame book... and i dont think kids should read it....i think it even bothers me more cuz i love shel's books and it bugs me that he made a horrid one.
ok...now another sidenote...
there is this super annoying show called... um...fresh beats band or something like that... and its these four 'kids'/people my age who sing and dance and act a fool. well i wondered if one of the girls was a daughter of a different actress... so i googled it... well... just so happens there are a bunch of moms who are like.. irate over this show... like... stuff about the people being to good looking and thin and talented and not diverse enough... so its not realistic...blah blah... bad influence... blah blah...
good grief.. GET OVER YOURSELF! its a totally lame show... but kids friggin love it... and if there was a show of ugly fat untalented people i would never let my kids watch it. and... i feel like the moms who get the most worked up about lack of diversity are white suburban moms... again... i say GET OVER YOURSELF! there is a brown haired girl who mite be something other than white... she is one of those iffy people who are prolly just white... and a black guy... a red headed girl and a tall white douche who raps and beatboxes... which should be the only reason to boycott this show.
ok last sidenote: i am completely bummed that zoe likes dora the explorer now... but at least she thinks the show is called "boots" and she thinks that dora is mimi(my sister marissa).
ok... this has just rambled on and has become even more loopy....like a horrible sermon....

done.
piper has a new hair-do

carrots=good for eyes, carrot top=avert your eyes

uh... carrot top is so scary looking. he used to be just kinda a weird gangly ginger... but... now he is a truely frightning freckly beast. seriously... creepy.
like he is all muscley now and i think tan-ish... mostly just more freckles.... i dunno... i saw him on a commercial and i kinda wanted to scream out loud.
i think he was trying to make himself good looking...he should shave his head... and wear a shirt with sleeves...and if that doesn't work... put a bag over his face.
i'm not sayin i'm some kind of beautiful maiden... but...if i looked like that i would like at least one person to take me aside and say... "come on...seriously...its nearing paper bag time"
well... yeah...

done.

orange is a nice color...except when its the color of someone's skin.

good luck not having a seizure after reading this randomness...

so... i just told my husband that i hated fruit loops... and he wants a divorce now...i hate the saying 'husband' anyways... so it may work out for the best... and... i have no segue-way into the rest of the blog...i started this beginning like a month ago...and am writing the rest today... so...yeah....

ok... this blog is gonna sound very perez hilton... so... bitch please...dont hate... and please dont get me confused as a fat gay man and start throwing dildos and girdles at me.
and... yes i am gonna mention i haven't written in a bajillion days... but... i have a life... go get one for yourself. wow i'm sassy today....

so... the whole shiz that went down with kanye and taylor blah blah.... i need to say some things... because... i just need to.
firstly, kanye is a complete dick... not in the purest sense of the word...he isn't like a walking penis....but in the fact that he is a horrible excuse for a human, he is racist, and an idiot.
secondly, that taylor swift video is horrid. it is a mix of 'she's all that' and that cinderella movie with hillary duff in it. it is the dumbest thing ever... well not as dumb as kanye...but pretty dumb.
thirdly, beyonce's video is not "the best video ever" either... its fierce... i'll give you that... its great for 'grinding on boners' but... not something to ruin your career over(kanye that statement was for you)
i mean... come'on people...

i watched like five minutes of the vma's... and in that time... michael jackson was practically granted sainthood...celebrities had pretty much taken all the credit for obama being president, the whole green movement... and really frankly i am surprised the sun and moon move in the sky without p.diddy's say so....
i am admitting this now : i have helped in the downfall of people thinking that celebrities are fascinating and god-like....i used to have a subscription of star mag... and i watch e!.... but... i cannot ever watch another awards show.... i have come up with at least two things celebrities must do before they should continue giving themselves awards:

1. live modestly and give at least a third of thier money to others....via charities and contributions to the military, hospitals, and schools...(and me)
2. realize that just because you are famous doesn't mean you are intelligent or knowledgeable about anything...you do not know more about science or art because you sing on a stage wiggling your buns around.

i'm not saying that if i was rich and famous that i would be any better... but...as a regular person i am obligated to shoot my mouth off and pretend i'm better than them.

btw...it mite just be me... but i used to looooove jon and kate plus 8... mostly cuz of the cutie china-babies....but now i can't even look at the show for more than a second....if jon is at fashion week in new york... and kate is on the view...who the heck is watching thier kids? at least you guys haven't let your accidental celebrity go to your heads...seriously...you two deserve eachother... and the kids deserve good parents...you should have quit the show three years ago and worked on your family.

um..........oh... a random statement (this whole blog is very dis-jointed) i hate alec baldwin....i just do... i think he is a wiener... i once saw cameron diaz on some show say that he may be the 'greatest actor of all time' and it made me think she is a wiener as well.

ok... i gotta go paint my nails...because the girls are napping and my nails are very un-pink and sparkly....

done.
i learned how to make meatballs yesterday.