this socks...

so... i dunno if its just me... but...everytime i buy clothing i think....i will wear this a ton and not even want to buy anything for a long time.

this is a lie....i have realized i tell myself this ridiculous lie every time i buy clothes to reduce guilt of purchasing.  i think the guilt of purchasing comes from... my frugality...aka cheapness...but my "desire to save money" is in direct competition with my "desire to spend money on awesome clothes"

yeah....

also...i hate socks.

done.

i have been putting piper in size 4 diapers for... like... a yr... and i just figured out she totally fits in size 3... this blows my mind(if you're not a mom dont read that...ha! too late sucker.)

pewter paul and mary ring.

 using puns/play on names for selling of merchandise....

i am talking as someone who likes shopping online... and even more likes coveting clothing and accessories online while not ever buying them...

i do not want you to name your brooch: pin-acle of fashion... i want you to call it... ham pin.  cuz its a pin that looks like a ham.

i do not want you to name your dress: hello baby doll

i want items to have names that describe the item in like....three-four words
1.  only for skinny chicks
2.  baggy crotch pants
3.  itchy sweater
4.  trying to hard skirt
5.  obviously $11.50
6.  you look stupid
7.  look pregnant shirt

done.
ham pin.

slippery slope (this sounds dirty to me)

keychains....
friggin slippery slope.
seriously... if someone was to borrow your car... would be handing them a huge handful of mess?
wanna know who i blame... 16 yr old girls...yup.
if you have a shit ton of keys...dont be stupid.
i dont mind the key cover things... cuz they combine neato-ness with the keys(2max)... unless they are ugly... mind the ugly, children...."the ugly" was a noun in that run on sentence... not a adjective...i dont mean ugly kids... but... sidenote... if people have ugly kids do you think they know it?  cuz... people of the world... about 70%of your kids are either boring looking or ugly....
ok...back to the super important topic....
i just noticed i have two keychains..a lil what the hell do you call those... little... um... rope climbing loop thing.... plus a fob.. is that how you spell it? well the black lil unlock button thingie... thats too much... i am ashamed....deeply ashamed....and just fixed the error in judgement.
i believe... that people  should have a one key chain maximum....especially if they have a fob thing.
unless you are a japanese girl.... they are allowed three...hello kittys.


done.
i have not found a cute way to itch my nose....there mite not be one available to humans at this time.