6.24.2011

over it.

yup... its me again.
just wanted to tell you a few things that i am over.

1.  i am completely over the hair feathers. done. over it.  they were whimsical and fun... until...every 40+ woman started to sport them... not to mention mom moms...(definition of a mom mom is a mom... who looks like a mom)....ok...but... hey... if you are someone who enjoys these thoroughly...rock it.  ignore my bitchiness completely.

2.  i am over sweet tea... ok i'm not... but... no where in michigan has delicious sweet tea...maybe the north should stop trying to make this southern nectar.

3.  religious debates.  ok.. ok... this is a touchy subject.  but honestly... atheists vs believers... obviously you are both completely right... neither will give an inch or the credibility of thier cause will cease to be... so... hey... no more belittling... no more... insults...believe what you believe...without forcing your ideas on others...if someone is interested then yes share with them... but if they aren't... shut up already.

4.  t-mobile commercials....ok... so does it bug anyone that t-mobile totally ripped off apple? like... completely ripped off apple's commercials with justin long....well it bugs me...i hate hate hate originality stolen. i've wanted to say this for a long time... t-mobile you guys are lame.

5.  the burlesque look.  i think burlesque dancing and such is fun... and look is rad... BUT...this is not an appropriate look for anything other than burlesque shows... and slutty halloween costumes.  i do not ever want to be able to see your bra cups...your shirt doesn't need to lace up....and i do not want to see your buttcheeks.  you can be hot without making your mom completely ashamed.

6.  i'm over this post....
the end.
i kinda like pitch black mtn dew....its kinda tasty

4.06.2011

night time underpants

ummmmmmm....
so............
i bought myself a pack of underpants... yes a pack... no i do not buy cute underpants... i buy boy looking girl underpants... and think they are cute....but... they are underpants that come in a pack so by definition are not cute...but they'll do.
ok... well i bought them... and i bought a size too big... which partly makes me feel good like... hey... i am not as fat as i thought so i shudda not bought size..___ and got the size smaller... no i will not tell you the size i bought... i'm a lady....yes a lady who talks about her underpants... but a lady none-the-less.(hot damn i love words that have those dashy things included inside of them)
ok... well the other part of me is like... uh... what in the universe am i gonna do with my big underpants? when i say big i dont me like saggy bottoms droopy crotch... i just mean... not snug to my tush. (that was a "t")
well so i am currently wearing a pair, and i must say they are supremely comfy and i will wear them and love them, but.... i am thinking of making up a thing...nite time underpants...and just wear them at nite...for like sleeping?....(yeah i ended that in a question mark...cuz i am unsure and not ready to make it a statement)
uhhhhhhhhhhhh...why would someone even make this thing up?
cuz i bought too big of underpants damnit!... and yes oh yes i realize i only paid like 8 bucks for a 6 pack of underdrawers i am very much dreading spending a whole nother 8 bucks for smaller ones....well i am also thinking...well i wear dresses and skirts most of the time so does it really matter? yeah it prolly does...dangit. night time underpants it is....honestly... if this was 5 years ago... i would wear them as shorts and think i was hotstuff.

done
i drank two pots of coffee and a huge cup of tea today...i will prolly be awake til autumn.

1.22.2011

that girl.

i would like to find that girl:

who always looks perfect;
not a hair outta place, pristine clothing, hot bod (c-cups on a xs body), make-up or lack of make-up impecable,

who is extremely talented;
very athletic naturally, incredibly smart, wonderfully artistic, excelling at singing, dancing, and mathematics

who is very well mannered;
never swears, never makes unwanted noises out of her rump or mouth, super polite and always on time

who is an incredible wife;
amazing cook, incredibly great at cleaning and decorating, knows all the rules of sport things, super bendy...

who is a great mom;
never loses her patience, her children are always well behaved, she comes up with such original ideas for activities to do with them that make them smart...

i would like to kick her in the badger....shave her head...and make her live in my apt.

done.
i am trying to drink less soda... so i only drank two cans of coke today... instead of....like five...baby steps.

1.21.2011

public toilet rooms

i used a public bathroom today... the bathroom at the movie theater... celebration cinema...woodland... to be exact.

and it brought me to this question.

why...oh why... does every public toilet either have a hair or pee on it... sometimes worse... but... a lady shouldn't speak of such things... wait... does a lady talk about toilets?... prolly not... ok there are worse things... but... honestly...WHY? why? WHY?

obviously you are reading this cuz you are looking at these words...since you have read this you are thinking... yes... its true... there is always pee or a hair on every single public porcelain poop hole....and now...you will be very aware of it.

are you thinking well i use that paper to put on the toilet and lets be honest i am only speaking to women here... men do not put that paper on there... if you do... you are a lady... or women... hover over the top (btw hovers...you are the pee sprinklers...well the majority of the pee sprinklers).... doesn't it just bug you a lil bit that under the paper is pee and prolly one hair?

and... lets say... miracle of all miracles you have a pristine toilet....i bet its either freezer burn your bottom cold... or... unpleasantly warmed by the cellulite covered squashy behind of another.

well... its not like i'm not gonna go to the bathroom... don't be nuts....

i'm just sayin....yikes.... yup... yikes....and... another WHY?????!!??

done.
btw i saw due date....incase you cared....my popcorn was super duper buttery... and me and my sis sat in the back corner... and then a bunch of asians sat in front of us... so it was very asian-y in that corner... but... i will say this for my people... we are not obnoxious movie goers...and... we do NOT clap after movies(my least favorite things rite after highfives and bumps)