4.06.2011

night time underpants

ummmmmmm....
so............
i bought myself a pack of underpants... yes a pack... no i do not buy cute underpants... i buy boy looking girl underpants... and think they are cute....but... they are underpants that come in a pack so by definition are not cute...but they'll do.
ok... well i bought them... and i bought a size too big... which partly makes me feel good like... hey... i am not as fat as i thought so i shudda not bought size..___ and got the size smaller... no i will not tell you the size i bought... i'm a lady....yes a lady who talks about her underpants... but a lady none-the-less.(hot damn i love words that have those dashy things included inside of them)
ok... well the other part of me is like... uh... what in the universe am i gonna do with my big underpants? when i say big i dont me like saggy bottoms droopy crotch... i just mean... not snug to my tush. (that was a "t")
well so i am currently wearing a pair, and i must say they are supremely comfy and i will wear them and love them, but.... i am thinking of making up a thing...nite time underpants...and just wear them at nite...for like sleeping?....(yeah i ended that in a question mark...cuz i am unsure and not ready to make it a statement)
uhhhhhhhhhhhh...why would someone even make this thing up?
cuz i bought too big of underpants damnit!... and yes oh yes i realize i only paid like 8 bucks for a 6 pack of underdrawers i am very much dreading spending a whole nother 8 bucks for smaller ones....well i am also thinking...well i wear dresses and skirts most of the time so does it really matter? yeah it prolly does...dangit. night time underpants it is....honestly... if this was 5 years ago... i would wear them as shorts and think i was hotstuff.

done
i drank two pots of coffee and a huge cup of tea today...i will prolly be awake til autumn.