i blogged your mom last nite....

uh... ok... so.. blogging.
today i am gonna talk about why people blog....well why i think people blog.

people blog because they are egotistical and concieted... lol yes i am including myself obviously cuz i am blogging rite this second...

its the same reason why people fill out surveys and post them to facebook and or email them to a list of friends...also why people change thier facebook status on a regular basis...

i am deluded enough to think that people will maybe wanna read my thoughts on anything... i dunno... dumb things too... like... if i like blue cheese dressing (love it) or... what my thoughts are on tyra banks being scared of dolphins (everyone should have a respectful fear of them... they are rapists)... if you didn't think people mite care... it would be called 'a diary' or 'a journal' and no one else would have access to it.

ok... so we got that down... now... there are some other branches of blogging....
like... 'well i want to keep people updated on the family'....or...'a blog dedicated to my career or hobby' well.... dont get me wrong i will spend some time reading about the daily grind...
but... i strive to make my blog more editorial... and... um... i guess conversational...but the whole... egotisical thing again... i dont super care what people think about the subjects i am writing about... but i do care about what people think about what i think about subjects...
ha! you may have to read that last part twice... it makes sense... and now you are thinking... whoa...
that is why people interrupt.
because while they were half listening to what someone was talking about they thought of something about themselves or someone they know that they just needed to say...and they think its much more interesting then what the person they are talking to was saying...or... what the other person was saying triggered something that excites you so much you just gotta get out YOUR thoughts (very typical of my interruptions) i should know i interrupt all the time...

ok... so... yeah... if we're friends... i dont want you to be analyzing our conversations thinking that if i interrupt you i think what you are saying is lame.... dont think that... my friends that i actually take time for are not lame at all... they are more interesting and funny and talented than other people's friends. blah blah blah... this blog just started going downhill...with sappy uninterestingness... i will now interrupt it with...

done. go eat some chips fatso.