ahhh dirty.
i am glad i'm not a dude.
for the following reasons:
1. balls.
2. not being able to fully enjoy wiener shaped foods.
ie: large candy canes, whole pickles, bananas, hotdogs
3. sports....watching...playing...talking about...
4. i do not believe i would be a good man....not like... ethics/morals...but... like...i would just suck at being masculine... seriously... what about me is masculine?....um....nothing....
5. video games...i just... can't... i have no coordination for such things...i like word games... which doesn't mean i'm a woman... it means i'm a huge nerd.
6. balls.
done.
i wish i had a huge candy cane to suck on.
