officially its official.

uh... duh... i've decided after some persuasion of the kurt neller kind to be a blogging type person.
so, yeah, i figured i should have one of those first blogs that people have to say... uh... hey... i just started blogging... i am getting a handle on things... i'm new at this... BLAH BLAH... make me yawn and then throw up and then yawn at how boring it was throwing up.

i'm getting into it rite this minute... hold onto your butts... well for real dont... cuz seriously how could you be sorta reading this blog while talking to people on facebook and updating your twitter(i think twittering is lame... fyi) AND...holding your rear.... so.. yeah... just get ready i guess... ugh... thats super lack luster... "get ready i guess".... i am gonna have no readers... is that what they are called even? who cares! ha! minus a few more....

so yeah... i hate capital letters... sentences... grammar...full words....

oh... i forgot that i was gonna 'get into it'
my first topic that i have decided on is........what i last saw on the bedroom tv before i ran out and decided to start blogging immediately....
vh1 has a show called charm school... maybe a longer show name but i dont feel like getting up... plus my butt has half fallen asleep and i dont feel like waddling back to the tv....
ok... i digress... (sp? who cares)
ok... so those ladies... and by ladies i mean: mannish boob wearers....ahhh ok so those women... and by women i mean: disease carrying caverns....OK OK OK...where do they get those clothes? i feel like they all have like... a look that they sport... and... its... horribly non-classy... but.........i gotta give them credit for making themselves believe that two pieces of yarn and a slap bracelet constitute as clothing...i am just really intrigued by it...
enough on that... its just my thought that i had to get down before i could fall asleep...

ok... so i gotta few rules that i just thought up....
if you are gonna read my blogs....
dont ever ever ever try to correct my spelling... or try to fix something i said into what you think i meant to say..... i always double read things before i post them and if i messed up in any way... LEAVE IT BE...i will not only mock you... i will throw mind ninja stars in your general direction...
ok... also... please dont tell me if you are offended by anything i write from here on out.... if you are... then stop reading and go read your aunt's blog... or your mom's best friends blog...
also...go ahead and judge me...cuz frankly i'm judging you... and i mite actually be judging you in my blog....but dont expect me to want to hear about you judging me... start your own damn blog so i can not read it.

done. go to bed dummy.