11.22.2010

slippery slope (this sounds dirty to me)

keychains....
friggin slippery slope.
seriously... if someone was to borrow your car... would be handing them a huge handful of mess?
wanna know who i blame... 16 yr old girls...yup.
if you have a shit ton of keys...dont be stupid.
i dont mind the key cover things... cuz they combine neato-ness with the keys(2max)... unless they are ugly... mind the ugly, children...."the ugly" was a noun in that run on sentence... not a adjective...i dont mean ugly kids... but... sidenote... if people have ugly kids do you think they know it?  cuz... people of the world... about 70%of your kids are either boring looking or ugly....
ok...back to the super important topic....
i just noticed i have two keychains..a lil what the hell do you call those... little... um... rope climbing loop thing.... plus a fob.. is that how you spell it? well the black lil unlock button thingie... thats too much... i am ashamed....deeply ashamed....and just fixed the error in judgement.
i believe... that people  should have a one key chain maximum....especially if they have a fob thing.
unless you are a japanese girl.... they are allowed three...hello kittys.


done.
i have not found a cute way to itch my nose....there mite not be one available to humans at this time.

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