pewter paul and mary ring.

 using puns/play on names for selling of merchandise....

i am talking as someone who likes shopping online... and even more likes coveting clothing and accessories online while not ever buying them...

i do not want you to name your brooch: pin-acle of fashion... i want you to call it... ham pin.  cuz its a pin that looks like a ham.

i do not want you to name your dress: hello baby doll

i want items to have names that describe the item in like....three-four words
1.  only for skinny chicks
2.  baggy crotch pants
3.  itchy sweater
4.  trying to hard skirt
5.  obviously $11.50
6.  you look stupid
7.  look pregnant shirt

ham pin.

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