using puns/play on names for selling of merchandise....
i am talking as someone who likes shopping online... and even more likes coveting clothing and accessories online while not ever buying them...
i do not want you to name your brooch: pin-acle of fashion... i want you to call it... ham pin. cuz its a pin that looks like a ham.
i do not want you to name your dress: hello baby doll
i want items to have names that describe the item in like....three-four words
1. only for skinny chicks
2. baggy crotch pants
3. itchy sweater
4. trying to hard skirt
5. obviously $11.50
6. you look stupid
7. look pregnant shirt