a f-ing adult

um... do not be confused by the title... it is not really pertaining to an older person having sex.  it is about... being an actual adult.

uh... so i have done a few things lately that are in my mind...crazy... mind blowing... a bj for the mind.

for starters... i joined a gym.  yeah... i get all my wobbly bits to a place where actual exercise happens...and... i'm addicted.  like instantly... i really like it... and its fun....and i miss it when i dont go... so friggin weird cuz honestly... i am like one of the least healthy people... i love candy and caffeine... i love fatty foods...and doing nothing.  i hate sweating and being active... i typically am an indoor person and while indoors i like to eat.  uhhhhhh... duh... for these reasons...(compounded by the fact that i had two babies that gave me diabetes) i am wearing a size m when i should be wearing a size xs since i am friggin 5'1'' i should be a tiny lil bitty girl... instead of a mini-sumo wrestler...i do not want it to look like a bunch of hippos are trying to escape from my shirt or pants....and i feel like i have "let myself go"   zoe told me..."your belly!!! soon a baby will come outta it!!!" i said.. "no... i'm fat" and she said... "oh.".... well anyways... snap fitness... and eating better is gonna be my ticket to being as good lookin as i can get.

ok... secondly... i have taken care of my credit cards...or worked out how to take care of them... i hate money issues and when people talk about money issues... so....nuff said.

thirdly....after a debilitating fear of dentists...i have found one that i like (as much as you can like someone poking up with pointing things into the soft tissues of your mouth.)  i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out in two weeks....which is something that i am pretty sure usually happens to teenagers... well anyways... yeah... i feel like an adult now that i am forcing myself to make sure i have a couple of my teeth left in my mouth by the time i am 30...which is in... ugh.. 3 yrs and a few weeks... ew.....aspen dental is where i go... if you wanted to know you stalker....they aren't condescending... even if you have bad teeth... and they dont have kids under 6 for patients... so... no annoying-ness in the waiting room... cept for the girl who doesn't understand how to fill out her form/ can't read....

i just wanna do some backstory... the last time i went to a dentist, dr conlon (dr dumdum) he gave me a root canal and halfway thru he said... "oh... it looks like we didn't need to do a root canal"... and then later..."it looks like we broke just the very tip of the needle in your gums/root of your tooth...it shouldn't be a problem...but if it is... we will take care of it..." needless to say... i haven't been back since then... which is like 5 yrs....i think it is a good enough reason to be kinda wary of the dentist.....

well anyways... aspen dental on 28th by centerpoint mall...they didn't even ask me that dumb question of "do you floss?"

so yeah... i'm gonna be a moderately weighted adult who has teeth and a couple cents. good for me.

done.

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