9.16.2009

good luck not having a seizure after reading this randomness...

so... i just told my husband that i hated fruit loops... and he wants a divorce now...i hate the saying 'husband' anyways... so it may work out for the best... and... i have no segue-way into the rest of the blog...i started this beginning like a month ago...and am writing the rest today... so...yeah....

ok... this blog is gonna sound very perez hilton... so... bitch please...dont hate... and please dont get me confused as a fat gay man and start throwing dildos and girdles at me.
and... yes i am gonna mention i haven't written in a bajillion days... but... i have a life... go get one for yourself. wow i'm sassy today....

so... the whole shiz that went down with kanye and taylor blah blah.... i need to say some things... because... i just need to.
firstly, kanye is a complete dick... not in the purest sense of the word...he isn't like a walking penis....but in the fact that he is a horrible excuse for a human, he is racist, and an idiot.
secondly, that taylor swift video is horrid. it is a mix of 'she's all that' and that cinderella movie with hillary duff in it. it is the dumbest thing ever... well not as dumb as kanye...but pretty dumb.
thirdly, beyonce's video is not "the best video ever" either... its fierce... i'll give you that... its great for 'grinding on boners' but... not something to ruin your career over(kanye that statement was for you)
i mean... come'on people...

i watched like five minutes of the vma's... and in that time... michael jackson was practically granted sainthood...celebrities had pretty much taken all the credit for obama being president, the whole green movement... and really frankly i am surprised the sun and moon move in the sky without p.diddy's say so....
i am admitting this now : i have helped in the downfall of people thinking that celebrities are fascinating and god-like....i used to have a subscription of star mag... and i watch e!.... but... i cannot ever watch another awards show.... i have come up with at least two things celebrities must do before they should continue giving themselves awards:

1. live modestly and give at least a third of thier money to others....via charities and contributions to the military, hospitals, and schools...(and me)
2. realize that just because you are famous doesn't mean you are intelligent or knowledgeable about anything...you do not know more about science or art because you sing on a stage wiggling your buns around.

i'm not saying that if i was rich and famous that i would be any better... but...as a regular person i am obligated to shoot my mouth off and pretend i'm better than them.

btw...it mite just be me... but i used to looooove jon and kate plus 8... mostly cuz of the cutie china-babies....but now i can't even look at the show for more than a second....if jon is at fashion week in new york... and kate is on the view...who the heck is watching thier kids? at least you guys haven't let your accidental celebrity go to your heads...seriously...you two deserve eachother... and the kids deserve good parents...you should have quit the show three years ago and worked on your family.

um..........oh... a random statement (this whole blog is very dis-jointed) i hate alec baldwin....i just do... i think he is a wiener... i once saw cameron diaz on some show say that he may be the 'greatest actor of all time' and it made me think she is a wiener as well.

ok... i gotta go paint my nails...because the girls are napping and my nails are very un-pink and sparkly....

done.
i learned how to make meatballs yesterday.

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