over it.

yup... its me again.
just wanted to tell you a few things that i am over.

1.  i am completely over the hair feathers. done. over it.  they were whimsical and fun... until...every 40+ woman started to sport them... not to mention mom moms...(definition of a mom mom is a mom... who looks like a mom)....ok...but... hey... if you are someone who enjoys these thoroughly...rock it.  ignore my bitchiness completely.

2.  i am over sweet tea... ok i'm not... but... no where in michigan has delicious sweet tea...maybe the north should stop trying to make this southern nectar.

3.  religious debates.  ok.. ok... this is a touchy subject.  but honestly... atheists vs believers... obviously you are both completely right... neither will give an inch or the credibility of thier cause will cease to be... so... hey... no more belittling... no more... insults...believe what you believe...without forcing your ideas on others...if someone is interested then yes share with them... but if they aren't... shut up already.

4.  t-mobile commercials....ok... so does it bug anyone that t-mobile totally ripped off apple? like... completely ripped off apple's commercials with justin long....well it bugs me...i hate hate hate originality stolen. i've wanted to say this for a long time... t-mobile you guys are lame.

5.  the burlesque look.  i think burlesque dancing and such is fun... and look is rad... BUT...this is not an appropriate look for anything other than burlesque shows... and slutty halloween costumes.  i do not ever want to be able to see your bra cups...your shirt doesn't need to lace up....and i do not want to see your buttcheeks.  you can be hot without making your mom completely ashamed.

6.  i'm over this post....
the end.
i kinda like pitch black mtn dew....its kinda tasty

slippery slope (this sounds dirty to me)

keychains....
friggin slippery slope.
seriously... if someone was to borrow your car... would be handing them a huge handful of mess?
wanna know who i blame... 16 yr old girls...yup.
if you have a shit ton of keys...dont be stupid.
i dont mind the key cover things... cuz they combine neato-ness with the keys(2max)... unless they are ugly... mind the ugly, children...."the ugly" was a noun in that run on sentence... not a adjective...i dont mean ugly kids... but... sidenote... if people have ugly kids do you think they know it?  cuz... people of the world... about 70%of your kids are either boring looking or ugly....
ok...back to the super important topic....
i just noticed i have two keychains..a lil what the hell do you call those... little... um... rope climbing loop thing.... plus a fob.. is that how you spell it? well the black lil unlock button thingie... thats too much... i am ashamed....deeply ashamed....and just fixed the error in judgement.
i believe... that people  should have a one key chain maximum....especially if they have a fob thing.
unless you are a japanese girl.... they are allowed three...hello kittys.


done.
i have not found a cute way to itch my nose....there mite not be one available to humans at this time.

"i snoozed."-piper...aka sneezed...so its friggin cute.

ok... i'm just gonna copy and paste my fb status... cuz it took me a full five minutes to think it up...

apparently...my nose will not be finished pouring out slime until i have exhausted the four boxes of kleenex's....a few rolls of toilet paper...and a few sweatshirt sleeves...realllll cute...yeah...i should be getting better just in time for the dentist to steal my wisdom and leave me a fat faced drooling panda on friday...neat.

yeah...so... pity party... starting.... now!

my FUCKING body hates me.  yes i said fucking because this is a moment which requires it.

i feel like grumpy old lady... and yes... i am gonna be a  bitchy old women who hates everyone under 40 and calls them damn kids... and swears at them... and i'll prolly throw my woman diapers at them.

ok... here is my list of ailments:

1. my teeth infection thing... which is finally mostly gone... but they injected these like antibiotic lil pieces of something in between a few of my teeth and gums... that i am pretty sure made me sick... my evidence to this is that i threw up three times after they did this to me.

2. i realise dental hygentists are needed so that at least half of the population doesn't go toothless...but... must they rape your teeth??? honestly... must they rape your teeth?  i had the nicest woman...rape and pillage my mouth.

3.  i am getting real nervous about them taking out my wisdom teeth...mostly cuz i feel like i will have gaping holes in my mouth... and that i will have a swollen and drooly face...i mean... they can have my teeth... that part i could care less about... but... if it makes me not able to be in public aka the east town st. fair...without shaming my family and friends...i'm gonna be pissed.

4. i have a lame ass cold... the cold is grinding up my nose and under my nose area... it is now chapped and looks as if i like to vigorously rub my face on the carpet(sounds kinda gay)... for no reason....to complain further... having any kind of illness while having to take care of small children is a bitch....it super sucks... and is for lack of words....hard.

5. i love the new tattoo i got... its not all the way done... but... i love what is done... well... i am kinda allergic to a&d ointment...which you put on it... so i basically got hives on my arm...which...i can't itch... cuz... its a tattoo and you dont friggin scratch a tattoo dummy... its all cleared up for the most part... i feel like i shudda known... cuz i get weird reactions to everything... i'm allergic to bandaids for cryin out loud!

6.  i sure there is more... but... this is enough bitching to last a lifetime!

so yeah... i'm a complaining complainer...maybe i'll be in a better mood/mindset tomorrow... but i highly doubt it...

done.

i like to call peanut butter...nut butt...

congratulations jerkface

hey its crian and cmanda's wedding today. so... yeah... have a crappy wedding dickheads.

done.
dickheads

its horrible.

whats horrible?

i'll tell ya....when singers become "actors" and they sing in their movies...

i hate it.

shame on you... mandy moore... lindsey lohan...hm... who else...beyonce...whitney houston...other dumdums.

it just makes me embarrassed for them.  which i hate!  i am embarrassed enough by stuff i do... i do not need to be embarrassed for millionaires that are being ridiculous.

the thing is really they mite not be horrible actresses...or horrible singers....well lindsey is... but thats besides the point...they mite be ok... but when they sing in movies it makes me hate them.

...specially cuz it seems like they like arrange the script so that they can sing in the movie... like its not even necessary.

ew.  i mean... ew ew ew.

so yeah... i know you agree with me... i do not need to add more... cuz i am sure you want to just contemplate how right i am.

done.

candy candy candy.

hate

can't decide who i hate more miley cyrus, or michael moore.

when i figure it out i'll write a blog about it.

done.
benadryl is my drug of choice

good luck not having a seizure after reading this randomness...

so... i just told my husband that i hated fruit loops... and he wants a divorce now...i hate the saying 'husband' anyways... so it may work out for the best... and... i have no segue-way into the rest of the blog...i started this beginning like a month ago...and am writing the rest today... so...yeah....

ok... this blog is gonna sound very perez hilton... so... bitch please...dont hate... and please dont get me confused as a fat gay man and start throwing dildos and girdles at me.
and... yes i am gonna mention i haven't written in a bajillion days... but... i have a life... go get one for yourself. wow i'm sassy today....

so... the whole shiz that went down with kanye and taylor blah blah.... i need to say some things... because... i just need to.
firstly, kanye is a complete dick... not in the purest sense of the word...he isn't like a walking penis....but in the fact that he is a horrible excuse for a human, he is racist, and an idiot.
secondly, that taylor swift video is horrid. it is a mix of 'she's all that' and that cinderella movie with hillary duff in it. it is the dumbest thing ever... well not as dumb as kanye...but pretty dumb.
thirdly, beyonce's video is not "the best video ever" either... its fierce... i'll give you that... its great for 'grinding on boners' but... not something to ruin your career over(kanye that statement was for you)
i mean... come'on people...

i watched like five minutes of the vma's... and in that time... michael jackson was practically granted sainthood...celebrities had pretty much taken all the credit for obama being president, the whole green movement... and really frankly i am surprised the sun and moon move in the sky without p.diddy's say so....
i am admitting this now : i have helped in the downfall of people thinking that celebrities are fascinating and god-like....i used to have a subscription of star mag... and i watch e!.... but... i cannot ever watch another awards show.... i have come up with at least two things celebrities must do before they should continue giving themselves awards:

1. live modestly and give at least a third of thier money to others....via charities and contributions to the military, hospitals, and schools...(and me)
2. realize that just because you are famous doesn't mean you are intelligent or knowledgeable about anything...you do not know more about science or art because you sing on a stage wiggling your buns around.

i'm not saying that if i was rich and famous that i would be any better... but...as a regular person i am obligated to shoot my mouth off and pretend i'm better than them.

btw...it mite just be me... but i used to looooove jon and kate plus 8... mostly cuz of the cutie china-babies....but now i can't even look at the show for more than a second....if jon is at fashion week in new york... and kate is on the view...who the heck is watching thier kids? at least you guys haven't let your accidental celebrity go to your heads...seriously...you two deserve eachother... and the kids deserve good parents...you should have quit the show three years ago and worked on your family.

um..........oh... a random statement (this whole blog is very dis-jointed) i hate alec baldwin....i just do... i think he is a wiener... i once saw cameron diaz on some show say that he may be the 'greatest actor of all time' and it made me think she is a wiener as well.

ok... i gotta go paint my nails...because the girls are napping and my nails are very un-pink and sparkly....

done.
i learned how to make meatballs yesterday.