"i snoozed."-piper...aka sneezed...so its friggin cute.

ok... i'm just gonna copy and paste my fb status... cuz it took me a full five minutes to think it up...

apparently...my nose will not be finished pouring out slime until i have exhausted the four boxes of kleenex's....a few rolls of toilet paper...and a few sweatshirt sleeves...realllll cute...yeah...i should be getting better just in time for the dentist to steal my wisdom and leave me a fat faced drooling panda on friday...neat.

yeah...so... pity party... starting.... now!

my FUCKING body hates me.  yes i said fucking because this is a moment which requires it.

i feel like grumpy old lady... and yes... i am gonna be a  bitchy old women who hates everyone under 40 and calls them damn kids... and swears at them... and i'll prolly throw my woman diapers at them.

ok... here is my list of ailments:

1. my teeth infection thing... which is finally mostly gone... but they injected these like antibiotic lil pieces of something in between a few of my teeth and gums... that i am pretty sure made me sick... my evidence to this is that i threw up three times after they did this to me.

2. i realise dental hygentists are needed so that at least half of the population doesn't go toothless...but... must they rape your teeth??? honestly... must they rape your teeth?  i had the nicest woman...rape and pillage my mouth.

3.  i am getting real nervous about them taking out my wisdom teeth...mostly cuz i feel like i will have gaping holes in my mouth... and that i will have a swollen and drooly face...i mean... they can have my teeth... that part i could care less about... but... if it makes me not able to be in public aka the east town st. fair...without shaming my family and friends...i'm gonna be pissed.

4. i have a lame ass cold... the cold is grinding up my nose and under my nose area... it is now chapped and looks as if i like to vigorously rub my face on the carpet(sounds kinda gay)... for no reason....to complain further... having any kind of illness while having to take care of small children is a bitch....it super sucks... and is for lack of words....hard.

5. i love the new tattoo i got... its not all the way done... but... i love what is done... well... i am kinda allergic to a&d ointment...which you put on it... so i basically got hives on my arm...which...i can't itch... cuz... its a tattoo and you dont friggin scratch a tattoo dummy... its all cleared up for the most part... i feel like i shudda known... cuz i get weird reactions to everything... i'm allergic to bandaids for cryin out loud!

6.  i sure there is more... but... this is enough bitching to last a lifetime!

so yeah... i'm a complaining complainer...maybe i'll be in a better mood/mindset tomorrow... but i highly doubt it...

done.

i like to call peanut butter...nut butt...

sunny weather ignorant

ok.  this is gonna make some people pissed... and or make them hate me cuz this next statement is gonna make me look real dumb...

but... i like to say things like that so...

sometimes i get malibu and miami mixed up.

like... sometimes they are the same thing in my mind.

HA! ... no... i'm serious... ok... i realise diff states... diff places... but... comeon... they are both kinda tropically hot places... well friggin hot places where girls wear slutty outfits constantly and its cool....ok... i'm sure other stuff happens... like... clubbin.. and... body shots?  ok... geography police... dont freak out... 

man... and the thing is... i really have no use for either place....but i like malibu rum... and i used to like the miami song by will smith....so i dont have like hate for either place... obviously since i like things that are distantly related to the place cuz their names are in it....i was being facetious... since you can't hear my tone.

ok...i should be in bed... i'm a mother for cryin out loud...

done.

uh... i'm watching real world... horrible...so horrible.

a f-ing adult

um... do not be confused by the title... it is not really pertaining to an older person having sex.  it is about... being an actual adult.

uh... so i have done a few things lately that are in my mind...crazy... mind blowing... a bj for the mind.

for starters... i joined a gym.  yeah... i get all my wobbly bits to a place where actual exercise happens...and... i'm addicted.  like instantly... i really like it... and its fun....and i miss it when i dont go... so friggin weird cuz honestly... i am like one of the least healthy people... i love candy and caffeine... i love fatty foods...and doing nothing.  i hate sweating and being active... i typically am an indoor person and while indoors i like to eat.  uhhhhhh... duh... for these reasons...(compounded by the fact that i had two babies that gave me diabetes) i am wearing a size m when i should be wearing a size xs since i am friggin 5'1'' i should be a tiny lil bitty girl... instead of a mini-sumo wrestler...i do not want it to look like a bunch of hippos are trying to escape from my shirt or pants....and i feel like i have "let myself go"   zoe told me..."your belly!!! soon a baby will come outta it!!!" i said.. "no... i'm fat" and she said... "oh.".... well anyways... snap fitness... and eating better is gonna be my ticket to being as good lookin as i can get.

ok... secondly... i have taken care of my credit cards...or worked out how to take care of them... i hate money issues and when people talk about money issues... so....nuff said.

thirdly....after a debilitating fear of dentists...i have found one that i like (as much as you can like someone poking up with pointing things into the soft tissues of your mouth.)  i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out in two weeks....which is something that i am pretty sure usually happens to teenagers... well anyways... yeah... i feel like an adult now that i am forcing myself to make sure i have a couple of my teeth left in my mouth by the time i am 30...which is in... ugh.. 3 yrs and a few weeks... ew.....aspen dental is where i go... if you wanted to know you stalker....they aren't condescending... even if you have bad teeth... and they dont have kids under 6 for patients... so... no annoying-ness in the waiting room... cept for the girl who doesn't understand how to fill out her form/ can't read....

i just wanna do some backstory... the last time i went to a dentist, dr conlon (dr dumdum) he gave me a root canal and halfway thru he said... "oh... it looks like we didn't need to do a root canal"... and then later..."it looks like we broke just the very tip of the needle in your gums/root of your tooth...it shouldn't be a problem...but if it is... we will take care of it..." needless to say... i haven't been back since then... which is like 5 yrs....i think it is a good enough reason to be kinda wary of the dentist.....

well anyways... aspen dental on 28th by centerpoint mall...they didn't even ask me that dumb question of "do you floss?"

so yeah... i'm gonna be a moderately weighted adult who has teeth and a couple cents. good for me.

done.

pizza rolls